December 2011
My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp through out the house, slam a bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
When you're hungry in class and your stomach...
cheesecakemaster:
They start to get louder In your head you’re like But outside you’re like Then comes the grand finale So everyone’s like And after they’re gone, you’re like
When girls overdose on makeup...
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Walking into McDonalds with more than $5
darthsanta:
I cannot express enough how true this is
HI. IM TATE, IM DEAD, WANNA HOOKUP.....
dutchiie:
YES YES I DO
How I usually act when I get shots … →
the-absolute-best-posts:
I’ll be panicking like I always do:
My mom will be looking like:
Then the nurse is going to come in with the needle like:
Then I’ll be like:
Then my mom will give me that look like:
“Don’t make me have to embarass you.”
So I’ll be like:
and sit back down.
Then she’s going to put the needle in me and I’ll have this face like:
and then she’ll be...
namflashback:
Today, I watched all of season 2 of The League.
It’s been a good day.
